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An Original Comedy Screenplay By John H. Leeper ** Note - Terms used in spec scripts:
PART 2. EXT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT Rain is pouring down outside an all-night restaurant. Through the picture window, Danny can be seen seated alone in a booth. He is staring blankly at the table in front of him. Chris walks in and sits down heavily on the seat opposite him. INT. RESTAURANT BOOTH - NIGHT Chris' hair is matted from being drenched in the downpour, while Danny is dry. Chris looks at him with hate in her eyes.
CHRIS She angrily snatches PAPER NAPKINS from a dispenser in the booth and begins to dab at the water in her hair.
CHRIS
DANNY Chris is both disgusted and angry as she yanks more napkins from the dispenser.
CHRIS
DANNY Chris stops the drying process for a second and gives him an accusing stare.
CHRIS
DANNY
CHRIS
DANNY
CHRIS Danny hangs his head.
CHRIS
DANNY A WAITRESS walks up to their booth with a pad and pencil.
WAITRESS
CHRIS
DANNY The waitress exits.
DANNY Chris' anger visibly melts away. She hesitates, but then extends a hand and places it on Danny's arm. She tries to brighten the moment.
CHRIS There is a TINKLING SOUND, like wind chimes, and Danny shudders as though touched by a sudden chill. He GASPS.
CHRIS Danny looks around bewildered.
DANNY Chris draws back in fear.
CHRIS Danny feels his forehead and cheeks with his hands.
DANNY
CHRIS MEG'S BOSS As he passes their booth, Danny looks up and notices him. Danny stares after the man curiously. Danny leans towards Chris and speaks softly.
DANNY Chris turns and glances after the man, disinterested. Meg's boss chooses a large, isolated booth in the rear dining room. It is horseshoe shaped with tall, padded seats. He glances on either side of the booth, making sure no one occupies those seats, hangs his coat and umbrella on a hook at the end of the booth and sits down.
DANNY
CHRIS The waitress brings Chris her coffee, sets it down and leaves. GANGSTERS The three examine the interior of the restaurant with cold stares. Then, one of the Native Americans, motions with jerk of the head, and they walk towards the dining room. Chris quickly sips from her coffee cup and pretends not to notice them as they pass by. Chris leans forward and whispers to Danny.
CHRIS Danny looks curiously in their direction as they pass.
CHRIS Danny cuts his eyes towards Chris. He appears confused.
CHRIS The gangsters slip into the distant booth on either side of Meg's boss.
DANNY
CHRIS Danny exits the booth and heads for the bathroom. Chris watches him leave and then cautiously glances in the direction of the quartet of collaborators. She gets up and takes a circuitous route towards the dining room. INT. RESTAURANT DINING ROOM - NIGHT Chris approaches the booth where the four men are seated but turns away and pretends to look closely at a picture on the wall when the waitress walks over carrying a tray.
WAITRESS The slick lawyer grins at her and snaps a crisp FIFTY DOLLAR BILL between bejeweled fingers.
SLICK LAWYER He drops the bill onto her tray and winks at her. The waitress exits compliantly. Chris sees her chance. She crouches low, slips into the booth adjacent to the quartet, slides stealthily to the back of the booth and crouches low in the seat where she can't be noticed.
MEG'S BOSS
SLICK LAWYER Meg's boss gives the two Native Americans, DAVID LONGTREE and JOHN WHITEFOOT, suspicious looks.
MEG'S BOSS
SLICK LAWYER The slick lawyer motions first to a tall, handsome man in his early thirties with long, raven hair and impeccable clothes.
SLICK LAWYER He then points a manicured finger towards the shorter, more malevolent looking fellow.
SLICK LAWYER Meg's boss appears shocked by this revelation.
MEG'S BOSS
SLICK LAWYER The slick lawyer runs a reassuring hand over the shoulders of Meg's boss. He grins slyly.
SLICK LAWYER It is evident the Meg's boss is disturbed by all of this. He scowls at David Longtree.
MEG'S BOSS
DAVID LONGTREE CHRIS INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE RESTAURANT MEN'S ROOM - NIGHT Danny walks down a narrow hallway that leads to the men's room. He glances up at the sign over the door and pushes against the metal panel causing the door to swing open. He stops in his track when he sees the doorway leads outside the restaurant and onto a rugged, grassy, boulder-strewn landscape. The scene is bathed in moonlight. DANNY The door closes automatically, and Danny stands in the hallway peering curiously at the men's room sign overhead. The door swings open and a YOUNG MAN attempts to exit the bathroom, only to find his way barred by Danny. Danny looks behind the young man and sees a clean, modern bathroom.
YOUNG MAN Danny looks again at the overhead sign, completely baffled.
DANNY The young man looks at Danny as though he is crazy.
YOUNG MAN Danny steps aside, his attention on the overhead sign, and lets the fellow pass. The door swings shut behind him. Danny pushes the door open again only to find the eerie, moonlit landscape on the opposite side. Not knowing what to make of this, he leans his head forward again. As though some invisible barrier is broken he suddenly hears the lament of an IRISH WHISTLE in the distance. Danny reaches forward tentatively thinking this is some kind of mirror or false screen; but, no, the door indeed opens onto a rugged meadow. Danny builds up his courage. A determined look crosses his face, and he steps through the doorway onto the landscape. EXT. A FAERIE HILL IN IRELAND - NIGHT The landscape is bleak with scrub grass, rocks and low shrubs. He turns as the door swings shut and sees the frame is actually fixed into the face of a giant granite boulder. The sound of the music resumes in the distance. He turns his head, listens intently for a second and begins to follow it. The trail leads him over a low rise and into a wide clearing. At the center of the clearing is a STONE ALTAR and on that altar lies the LIFELESS BODY of one of the strange species of creatures he saw in Rene's closet. Danny approaches the altar cautiously, looking in all directions for danger, but he appears to be alone. The dead creature is very old. It is dressed in ORNATE ROBES.A voice from the darkness causes him to jump.
FAERIE REGENT (O.S.) FAERIE REGENT Danny watches the creature approach with a mix of terror and curiosity. He moves to keep the stone altar between himself and the dwarfish being.
DANNY The Faerie Regent pulls back the hood slowly revealing a horned head and long white hair almost encircling a scaly, bald pate. This thing is ancient, like the body on the altar. The being eyes Danny with what appears to be curiousity.
FAERIE REGENT
DANNY
FAERIE REGENT
DANNY
FAERIE REGENT
DANNY The Faerie Regent scratches his head and scrunches his face into a "maybe so, maybe not" expression.
FAERIE REGENT The Faerie Regent steps to the edge of the altar and places a hand on the lifeless body of the dead being. There is a great sadness in his face, a tenderness in his touch. His approach causes Danny to retreat a step in fear, but the Regent pays him no mind.
FAERIE REGENT Danny is thunderstruck!
DANNY
FAERIE REGENT
DANNY The Faerie Regent appears to ponder this charge.
FAERIE REGENT
DANNY The Faerie Regent looks genuinely surprised to hear this.
FAERIE REGENT The Faerie Regent grows more cheery.
FAERIE REGENT Danny's hostility grows and he takes a step towards the altar.
DANNY
FAERIE REGENT
DANNY So, why do you want me?
FAERIE REGENT Danny steps back from the altar and rubs his face gingerly with the palms of his hands.
DANNY Danny turns and begins to walk away from the altar. The Faerie Elder scowls and raises a gnarled, scaly, clawed hand towards him.
FAERIE REGENT Danny is stopped in his tracks. Try as he might, he cannot move his limbs. The Faerie Elder grins maliciously believing that he has him. Danny's face twists into a mask of rage and, suddenly, he breaks free and spins to face the Regent. DANNY His face had made a dramatic transformation. His ears are POINTED. There are broad SCALES across his forehead. His chin is also pointed and his nose sharply ridged. He has in an instant acquired the features of a faerie. The Faerie Regent is startled by this sudden transformation and drops his guard for an instant. Danny raises both fists. As though he has been roped from behind by a lariat pulled by a team of runaway horses, the Faerie Elder flies through the air. His back slams hard against a boulder, and he falls to the ground dazed. Danny, realizing what he has done, uncurls his fingers and stares at his hands in disbelief. His face has returned to its normal HUMAN SHAPE. Free of the faerie's grasp, he turns and dashes from the clearing at full tilt. The Faerie Elder GROANS in pain and slowly rises, shaking his head vigorously.
FAERIE REGENT The Faerie Regent shakes himself all over like a dog shedding water and slowly returns to the stone altar, where he places a hand on the chest of the dead king.
FAERIE REGENT DANNY INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE RESTAURANT MEN'S ROOM - NIGHT The men's room door flies open. Out darts a small black, white and brown RAT TERRIER. Danny is now a dog.
DANNY (V.O.) He comes to a full-length mirror fixed into the wall, sees his reflection and jumps.
DANNY (V.O.) The frightened terrier spins around several times in the middle of the corridor as though chasing its tail.
DANNY (V.O.) Danny, the Rat Terrier, races towards the dining room. INT. RESTAURANT DINING ROOM - NIGHT Chris is still crouched low in the booth beside the gangsters, furiously taking notes in her reporter's pad as Danny, the Rat Terrier, scampers up to her. Chris looks at the small animal in surprise.
DANNY (V.O.) Chris only hears a loud YAP! YAP! from the small terrier bouncing excitedly on the floor in front of her booth. Horrified, she makes a face to try and get the animal to hush.
DANNY (V.O.) Again, Chris only hears the YAPPING of the excited animal.
SLICK LAWYER (V.O.) Chris hears the man's muffled voice and knows it is time to run. She slides around to the opposite side of the booth in a panic, hits the floor and heads for the back entrance.
DANNY (V.O.) A startled David Longtree peers out from the booth and sees Chris as she makes her escape.
DAVID LONGTREE INT. KITCHEN OF RESTAURANT - NIGHT Chris dashes through the restaurant's kitchen to a back exit and darts outside into the alleyway. EXT. ALLEYWAY BEHIND RESTAURANT - NIGHT It has stopped raining as Chris exits the restaurant and enters an alley. She looks in both directions in a panic and dashes off to her left away from the street. Danny, the Rat Terrier, is at her feet, YAPPING loudly.
CHRIS In the distance, Chris can hear the voice of John Whitefoot.
JOHN WHITEFOOT (O.S.) Chris sees three shadowy forms appear in the distance darts into a side alley and runs for her life. Chris discovers to her horror that a BRICK WALL bars her path. Danny, the Rat Terrier, is still at her legs barking madly.
CHRIS She hears the voices of her enemies coming closer.
JOHN WHITEFOOT (O.S.) She desperately tries a metal door, but it is locked.
Chris, realizing she is trapped, is so beside herself with terror she doesn't notice that Danny, the Rat Terrier, has his front paws on her right leg.
CHRIS Suddenly, Danny, the Rat Terrier, becomes woozy. He staggers away from Chris.
DANNY (V.O.) Danny, lies down beside a trash can, exhausted. Chris, desperate for a hiding place, spies some lumber and cardboard propped against the wall opposite the locked metal door and heads for it. When she looks behind it, she sees a small, wooden door set into the brick wall. It is about four feet tall, like the DOOR ON A CHILD'S PLAYHOUSE. She grabs the knob in desperation. It opens and she squeezes through the small opening. The door closes behind her. John Whitefoot and his TWO GOONS come running into the blind alley brandishing pistols. One goon tries the metal door and finds it locked. John Whitefoot spies the pile of lumber and cardboard and directs his goons towards the stack. The men grab the cardboard and lumber, tossing it aside. The small door through which Chris has made her escape is gone. All they see is a solid brick wall. John Whitefoot and his thugs look around in disbelief. One thug spies the Rat Terrier, lying beside a trash can.
GOON NO. 1 The thug steps toward Danny and reaches for him. Seeing the enemy about to nab him, Danny, the Rat Terrier, struggles to his feet, and BARKS loudly. All three men in the alleyway are suddenly FROZEN IN TIME. Danny, the Rat Terrier, runs between them and heads for the end of the alley. When he reaches a safe distance, Danny turns and looks back at the weird scene in the alley. All three men are frozen in place like statues. Goon No. 1 still has his arm extended towards the place where Danny was lying down. Danny turns and runs away. The men become animated once again, and the one reaching for Danny is startled to find the dog has disappeared right before his eyes. He looks all around in confusion, tilting aside one of the garbage cans to see if the animal is hiding back there.
GOON NO. 1
JOHN WHITEFOOT EXT. STREET - NIGHT The door to an old warehouse opens slowly onto a street and Chris sticks her head outside, looking cautiously, first one way and then the other. She steps outside, gets her bearings and heads in the direction of her car.
CHRIS EXT. ANOTHER DOWNTOWN STREET - NIGHT Danny, the Rat Terrier, wanders alone. He doesn't feel well.
DANNY (V.O.) Danny staggers into the entrance of an office building. He crawls into a corner beside the glass door and lies down.
DANNY (V.O.) Danny rests his head upon his paws. Above Danny is a sign stenciled on the glass doorway. It reads, "THE CHICAGO GAY TIMES." INT. THE MIDNIGHT STAR NEWSROOM - DAY The newsroom of the Midnight Star is full of odd-looking characters talking on telephones and studying computer monitors. Publisher Carl Grier is leaning over a desk holding a NOTEBOOK in his hand above a wild-looking young fellow named PARKS who wears a rumpled business suit. His hair stands up in all directions as though he has been zapped with high voltage. An elevator door opens in the b.g. Wes Hammond steps out with Danny in tow. Wes has Danny's coat sleeve between the thumb and index finger of his left hand. It is as though he is trying to avoid being soiled. Danny trudges along as though in a trance. Wes walks past the copy girl to Carl. He is very peeved.
WES Carl turns, angry over being interrupted.
CARL
WES Carl leans towards them and gives Danny a close examination.
CARL Carl turns back to Parks while Wes stares open mouthed.
WES Carl turns again with an angry snarl.
CARL Wes gasps in horror.
WES Danny finally stirs to life again and looks at Carl.
DANNY
CARL
DANNY Wes points at Danny and gives Carl an accusing stare.
WES
CARL Danny sits heavily in a chair to his left and stares glumly at the floor. There is a SECOND CHAIR right beside him.
DANNY Wes again gasps and places his right hand to his chest.
WES The copy girl has approached and is at Wes' shoulder. He turns to her abruptly.
WES Wes immediately turns back to Danny, now very curious.
DANNY Wes again snaps his head in the direction of the copy girl.
WES Wes quickly darts to the chair beside Danny, huddles close to him, and reaches for a NOTEPAD inside his coat.
WES
CARL
WES
CARL
WES Carl turns angrily to the copy girl.
CARL The nervous copy girl drops her papers and stammers.
COPY GIRL Wes is flabbergasted as Carl grins at him triumphantly. He turns quickly to Danny.
WES
CARL
WES
CARL
WES Wes puts his notepad away and purses his lips at Carl in an extreme pout. Then, he turns his attention back to Danny. Parks has come over and is at Carl's shoulder.
PARKS Wes glowers at Parks.
WES
DANNY
WES Carl leans close to Danny. He is very serious now.
CARL
DANNY Wes grabs Danny's arm and pats it as though comforting him.
WES The voice of the Faerie Regent is suddenly heard echoing in the distance. No one hears him except for Danny.
FAERIE REGENT (V.O.) Danny looks up suddenly causing other onlookers to peer about curiously, but, seeing nothing, they turn their attention back to him. FAERIE REGENT
DANNY Wes hastily releases Danny's arm and withdraws in alarm.
WES Danny lunges to his feet and heads for the mirror. Seeing that something unusual is happening, Carl quickly motions to staffers around him and begins snapping orders.
CARL The three people hurry away and return one at a time with the tools Carl requested. Others cluster around Danny, who leans on a desk in front of the mirror where he looks with hatred at the Faerie Regent. While Danny sees the Regent, the crowd only sees Danny's face reflected in the glass.
DANNY
FAERIE REGENT
DANNY Wes is aghast. He stands close to Danny on the right.
WES
FAERIE REGENT Danny stares into his own reflection in the mirror as the crowd of people watch. He is agitated to the point of being enraged at the Faerie Regent.
DANNY Wes gives him a sympathetic look and shakes his head in pity.
WES
FAERIE REGENT Danny is again staring at his own reflection in the glass.
DANNY Wes wrinkles his nose in disgust.
WES
PARKS
WES Danny appears to get a splitting headache. He grabs his head with both hands, lowers his face almost to the desktop in front of him and GROANS in pain. When he rises again, the reflection in the small mirror has changed radically. This is Danny's true faerie self. He has a pointed chin and ears, greenish skin, thick scales on his forehead with a sharply receding hairline and small horns protruding around his skull. The crowd can see this reflection in the glass. Shocked, Wes turns to Danny and sees a normal human face. He then brings his face close to the mirror and studies the faerie likeness, utterly bewildered. Wes stands slowly and points towards the mirror, mouth open.
CARL
WES The elevator door opens and a haggard Chris enters. She stops in her tracks and gives the crowd of humanity clustered around Danny near the distant wall mirror a puzzled look. She cannot see his faerie reflection in the glass. She walks towards them. Everyone is oblivious to her.
CHRIS Carl doesn't look up. He isn't remotely interested in what she's saying.
CARL Chris can't believe her news is being ignored.
CHRIS There is sarcasm in Carl's tone of voice.
CARL Chris stares first at Carl and then Danny still not seeing the mirror from her angle.
CHRIS Carl finally straightens and looks at Chris disdainfully.
CARL
WES Chris looks at them open mouthed.
CHRIS Danny snaps his head around, his face suddenly stern.
DANNY
CHRIS Danny turns from the mirror and walks resolutely towards an open part of the room away from Chris. The entire cluster of Midnight Star humanity follow him clicking pictures, video taping his every movement and tape recording his words. No one even looks towards Chris. Danny stops. He turns his head and studies Chris's face. When he speaks, there is a measure of disdain in his voice.
DANNY
CHRIS
DANNY Chris is utterly confused by all of this.
CHRIS
DANNY Consternation is written on Chris' face.
DANNY Chris stares at him, dumbfounded.
WES
CARL Cameras and microphones are still aimed at Danny as the crowd hangs on his every word. Chris, however, looks at Danny as though he has absolutely lost his mind.
CHRIS Danny nods with a poker face expression.
CHRIS Danny nods again.
CHRIS Chris looks helplessly at the crowd of onlookers. Her voice demonstrates how frustrated she is with all of this.
CHRIS No one in the crowd of people looks in Chris's direction. The room is silent. Suddenly, a camera shutter CLICKS loudly. It is focused on Danny. Chris bows her head in sorrow and rubs her forehead.
CHRIS Behind Chris, the door to the elevator opens again. Out steps Meg, and she is obviously troubled. She hurries towards Chris and Danny.
MEG Chris turns in surprise.
MEG Chris looks in alarm at Danny who seems amazingly unperturbed by this revelation.
CHRIS Chris leads the distraught Meg back to the elevator until the latter stops and turns towards Danny.
MEG
DANNY He walks after them and, as he does, makes an unconscious gesture with his left hand, a sweeping motion. Suddenly, the crowd pursuing him like paparazzi stops in its tracks. It is as though the people have struck some kind of low, invisible fence. As soon as Danny steps into the elevator with Chris and Meg, the doors close. CROWD OF PEOPLE Wes, who is standing beside Parks, puts an arm around the wild-haired fellow's shoulders.
WES Wes suddenly notices Parks' hair and begins picking at it with his fingers.
WES EXT. AUTOMOBILE ON THE CHICAGO STREETS - DAY Chris drives her compact car through the Chicago steets. Danny sits in the front seat staring at the exterior rear-view mirror with the window rolled down. Meg is crammed into the back seat. Meg leans forward. There is DESPERATION in her eyes.
MEG Danny stirs, but doesn't take his eyes off the mirror.
DANNY
CHRIS Meg buries her face in her hands, tunes up and begins to cry.
DANNY Danny turns back to the rear view mirror and adjusts it. The face staring back at him is that of the Faerie Regent. The Regent's mouth moves but no sound is heard. Danny, however, seems to nod in agreement, entranced by the image.
DANNY Meg begins sobbing uncontrollably in the back seat. Chris turns abruptly towards Danny, thinking he is talking about himself and not the faeries.
CHRIS Danny ponders this for a few second watching the Faerie Regent's face in the mirror. Then, as though a spell has been broken, he flips the mirror aside, closes his eyes tightly and shakes his head.
DANNY Meg stirs to life and leans towards Chris.
MEG
DANNY Chris glances at him nervously. The look in her eyes says that she understands he is probably right about this.
CHRIS
DANNY Chris eyes him with great trepidation. EXT. NATIVE AMERICAN CASINO - DAY There is a sign across the front of a new casino that reads "Grand Opening - Casino Pequot" People are pouring into the place. A large tour bus is parked at the entrance. INT. NATIVE AMERICAN CASINO LOBBY - DAY The lobby of the casino is filled with people playing one-armed bandits. All around are Native Americans dressed in traditional costumes, manning tables and directing the activities. Chris and Danny enter from the street, stop in the center of the lobby and look around. Danny turns to Chris and extends a hand.
DANNY
CHRIS
DANNY
CHRIS Danny holds his hand out in a no-nonsense gesture that he wants her money. Reluctantly, Chris digs into a pocket and pulls out her wallet. She counts out bills into his hand.
CHRIS
DANNY Danny strides right over to a passing Native American girl dressed in a skimpy buckskin outfit and exchanges the bills for some chips. Chris stares at him doubtfully as he heads for the roulette table.
CHRIS
ROULETTE DEALER Danny sits at the table and plops all of the chips down on the black, number ten. The wheel rolls around and around and finally the white marble hits the black ten.
ROULETTE DEALER A stack of chips is shoved in front of Danny who turns to Chris curiously.
DANNY
ROULETTE DEALER Chris starts to open her mouth but doesn't know what to say in response.
DANNY The wheel is rolled again. Around and around the white marble goes. Finally, it lands again on the number black ten and there is a spontaneous eruption of emotion from the crowd.
ROULETTE DEALER Danny smiles broadly as he collects another stack of chips.
DANNY Danny drops a number of white chips into Chris's hand.
DANNY Chris edges closer to him and whispers furtively.
CHRIS
DANNY
CHRIS
DANNY
ROULETTE DEALER Danny places all of his chips on red seven and the wheel begins to spin. A dark realization dawns upon Chris.
CHRIS
DANNY Chris shakes her head in resignation.
CHRIS
DANNY Chris exits and Danny turns back to the roulette table. INT. CASINO BAR - NIGHT Chris is standing in line at the bar upstairs. There is a large crowd in front of her, and from the way she glances about the room and down at her watch, it is obvious she has been there for quite some time. Behind the bar is a middle-aged bartender dressed in a full Native American headdress. He is mixing drinks for customers. Finally, Chris shoulders her way past a fat, middle-aged man and leans over the bar.
CHRIS
BARTENDER
CHRIS
BARTENDER The bartender fishes around under the bar and suddenly produces the whiskey bottle.
BARTENDER Chris stares at the bottle in wonder.
BARTENDER
CHRIS For the life of her, Chris cannot understand how Danny would have known this. -- END PART TWO -- |
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